There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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