I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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