Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
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yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm determined to sit on that face.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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