By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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