My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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