Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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