On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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