Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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