If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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