He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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