the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
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I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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