I need help removing her.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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