So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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