butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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