At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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