Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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