In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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