awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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