Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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