thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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