that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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