Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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