Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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