brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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