Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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