meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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