I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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