franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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