Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
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I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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