My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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I am naked and annoyed.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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