Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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