Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
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took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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