Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize