i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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