it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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