never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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