Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
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sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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