Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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