But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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