wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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