hotel room ftw
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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