I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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