i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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