My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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