The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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