just tell him i said nine months
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
We have started to decorate penises.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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