bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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