I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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