wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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