do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
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I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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